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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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are we are we team captains now?

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is there like a town hall style meeting

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that we have and everybody sort of

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um volunteers

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do we have to have that open?

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not the council weekend.

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i guess it's probably a good idea to have a

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council meeting and

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without me telling you

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who needs to go where you need to figure out

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who

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wants to go where.

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because if you tell us

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it'll be a wrinkle in time

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and it won't work out right?

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possibly.

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i think i get this whole time stuff you guys.

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now you got it.

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alright.

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welcome to

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Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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i'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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he, him, also with me today is Amy More.

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yeah, i'm here.

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i'm so excited.

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i, uh, she, her,

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am playing Sullivan Slyte,

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he, him, and

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Thea Amastasia,

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she, her.

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and Tom Laird.

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yeah, that's me, he, him.

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i am playing, uh, i think,

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who goes by he, him.

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Tulgar, who's also a he, him.

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and possibly Flint, who's also a he, him.

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and Carla Maxted.

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she, her, playing

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Glim, she, her.

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Yenble, she, her.

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and i think that's it, but let's just see what Russ throws at us.

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who knows really though.

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who knows what's gonna happen.

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yeah, i just hedged my bets and went for all three.

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there's lots of characters coming up.

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we're in the mix and match

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episodes where we can just be whoever we want to be

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and we're having a good time, i love it.

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sheesh, should i have, like, thrown Nighthunter in there?

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yeah, well i did put it on the screen, but i realized

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that you can't read that.

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while it's awfully small.

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i can't change zoom fonts.

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yeah, it could also be Elia.

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yeah.

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who knows, let's just see what happens.

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we're just here to have a good time.

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and where we also have a good time

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is over on Patreon,

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast

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and one of those good times is our game times

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where we are privileged to be able to play games

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around the table with some of our patrons.

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that's right.

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the virtual table.

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and it is so much fun.

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it is a blast.

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i don't know when this episode comes out

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because i didn't look that far ahead, but it's probably

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in the new year.

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am i gonna say march?

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could be march. i think it's january.

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the game we played

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most recently as far as recording this,

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which is november,

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we had just a blast.

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gabe and jess were there,

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and carla and i were playing,

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and all patrons can go listen to them,

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but if you want to be around the table,

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you gotta sign up for that tier.

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it was like a quiet place

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with a weird cult energy

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and some fun props

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that come out part way through.

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all the fun props

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are always on our patrons side.

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we gotta up our game.

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our patrons are so much more creative.

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we've said it since day one.

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they all have better ideas than we do.

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because the way it works is

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one of us runs the game, and i'm saying one of us,

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but it's literally never me.

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one of these three great people runs the game,

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and then at least one other plays,

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and then whatever patrons are there play,

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and it gets pretty weird.

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we've been building the world together

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a lot more in the discord,

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because there's a discord that you've got

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access to, to talk about it,

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and i didn't even get to play in this last one,

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did i give my two cents into what the world should be like?

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i sure did.

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really hard steered everybody.

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you were the first one to do it, so really molded it.

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i was like, giant magpies, it's gotta be.

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it's all i'm gonna leave you with.

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i mean it came out two months ago.

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it's true.

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oh i'm just saying though, right?

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yeah, we're world building together.

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are you gonna spoil footloose now?

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no dancing.

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they're in a town that they can't dance in.

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oh god.

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we'll also get an episode dedicated to you,

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like today's patron, not Kavin bacon.

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am i ready face?

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am i ready face?

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am i ready for anything?

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am i ready or not, here i come?

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yeah.

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another one?

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it seems like you have one more in the chamber.

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oh!

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am i ready!

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to love you!

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thanks.

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you're welcome.

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felt good.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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come join us over there.

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and have some fun.

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and now, fuck it, let's play!

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the birds are chirping, twiddley dee,

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there's a skip in opal's step,

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a pep in his pep,

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and no one knows why,

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as he runs towards

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ilia night hunter's hut.

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ilia nimbly avoiding all of the traps outside

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and gives a soft rap at the door.

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we are not home.

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you can't say that you're not home

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if you're saying you're not home.

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sorry, there's nobody here.

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i'm here on official business.

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ilia, official business.

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he'd use for something that we don't want to know about.

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look, you know we have so many visitors here

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did you not get the coloring books we sent you?

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what? you sent me coloring books?

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those weren't just litter pads?

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you pee on coloring books?

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this is why we never do anything nice for him.

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this is why we don't answer the door.

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anyway, they just wanted to see-

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did he get us a present?

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they just wanted to see if you wanted to come and join this council thing that's happening

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with the god that's here, you know, the bahama guy

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night hunter rips the door open.

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hey! well if that's all i had to say-

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why didn't you say so?

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well i tried and then you didn't answer the door

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and then you said i'm not here

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and then you said leave a message at the peep

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you are never sent when there's something important going on

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how would we know?

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who would send me? we've been the only really people here

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it's very hard being the only really people here

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they don't trust me

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they just come right to you anyways

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and that is why we were confused you were here

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where everyone of

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muklim and sully

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uh, they're propping Grancis up

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because he has yet to wake up

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from his deep dark coma

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after having escaped the abyss

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as opal, ilia, and night hunter

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their seats at the front that opal has

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boardroom here? it's too many people for a council table

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we are indoors, yes?

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because we described it as a lavish chamber

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that has pictures of opal all along

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the side. and now with hay bales

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and stumps. hay bales and tree stumps

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it was just a long red carpet through a

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big empty room. right. then

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sitting at the throne

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yeah, and in fact is there

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were they also up on like a dais?

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to speak for knight hunter but I feel like Iliya and knight hunter

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might just go move those chairs down off

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the dais just like to- so as

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not to encourage opal to go

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sit in the main big throne seat

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me though. that is

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not- all these new people

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just make everyone feel welcome

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got it, got it, got it, got it

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let's just have a seat, mingle, mingle

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hey what are you three doing? oh we're just propping

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we didn't have a seat for him I don't think

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I think-

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I'm sorry, um

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do you work here? yeah, no

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I'm opal at bright cliffs, town's bright cliffs

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yeah, sorry

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Elia 900 said I should come just mingle

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and make sure everybody was okay

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you could

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help move a

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hay bale

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for a friend? oh yeah sure

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sure sure sure sure sure

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night hunter

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what?

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can you open- not open

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scoot over one

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of the hay bales there

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scoot

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oh it's okay I'll be back

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I'll be back with one

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don't worry don't worry

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so they named the town after this guy?

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that cannot be correct

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why don't we just drag Grancis this way

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like let's just- yes

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we just move him over

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sit him down

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he can kinda lean on me

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he's fine

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Grancis?

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for a second there I thought he was waking up

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no no

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maybe bestie sleeps through this

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oh okay yeah yeah

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I gave him a little pat on the head

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we get him kind of like

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you know leaning maybe

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back to back with tall gear so he can sit

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up sort of and tall gear

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just can, yeah

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rather than us holding him

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I was gonna build hay bale

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wall around him but that's better

321
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just gonna wall him in?

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no big deal

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so who's in charge here is this gonna

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like is someone gonna be like

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start or like

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go you know it's been a while since I've been to a meeting

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well I mean I

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if I had to guess I'd say the

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tall one and the

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angel looking one they're probably the ones

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in charge they do seem to have some

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authority in Calumport

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when there was a big

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meeting they

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would have sound

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an instrument

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is anyone here

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with an instrument

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like a horn of some sort

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did somebody say an instrument?

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yes like a horn

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someone would sound a horn

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everyone would come to attention

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it looks like he's

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playing something

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this is not the kind of

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music that I meant but it is

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is that a

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it's keytar

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do you mean

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guitar? no it's key

352
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look it's got keys and it's like

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we fade out on this scene as

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Mooklem and Sully from across the room

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are overlooking all of this

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happening but more talking about

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what they've already discussed with Bahamut

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this shindig like Bahamut's

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gonna come and tell us all what we gotta do

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right? I think

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so

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we know him better than any of us

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is there gonna be like a big flashy entrance

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or is it more of like a subdued thing

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or is he just gonna like appear in the room?

366
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I mean I don't even know

367
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he might kinda want us to

368
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he might want someone else to take the lead

369
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he's sort of like you know I've always told you like

370
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a pretty chill guy but you know

371
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he talked to us about

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there's a few gods

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still left alive so we have like a pretty

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serious number of things we need to get

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sorted out and teams to

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assemble to send to do various tasks

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and

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remember like he just

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oh yeah

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for sure

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teams assemble them and then

382
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some of them are gonna go

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to

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places

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and talk to people

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gods

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to save gods

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and some are gonna

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have to

390
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a fog begins to roll

391
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in from the front of the chamber

392
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and lights

393
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begin to go and then you hear

394
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from the cat

395
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but where'd the lighter fluid come from

396
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Michael?

397
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I was gonna say

398
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does Bob come in with a knife

399
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in his mouth?

400
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That song continues

401
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as Opal runs up to the front

402
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
and you see his long mullet waving

403
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
and he's got a knife in his mouth

404
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and then from behind him you see another

405
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silhouetted figure come out and just

406
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put his hand on his shoulder

407
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and

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sits him down and the music

409
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stops and the fog

410
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disperses. Nighthunter looks at Elia and goes

411
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I did not know that could be done

412
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this man truly is a

413
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god. And Bahamut walks

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out into the chamber

415
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followed by Leosin

416
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and they come

417
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before all of you. Did I forget

418
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anybody in this room? No, that's the three

419
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main teams.

420
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I think so. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, Flint's the

421
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only one who's still Flammatoes. Flammakins maybe?

422
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Yeah, I was gonna say Flammakins around somewhere.

423
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Is she watching Flint?

424
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Is she hanging out with

425
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Mook, Glim, and Sully? Cause if she

426
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is, I wanna lean over and say to

427
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
her, I nudge Flammakins

428
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and I say that first guy had some

429
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sick flow. Right? Yeah,

430
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I was about to get up, you know, do a little dance,

431
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
you know, join in the party and

432
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
we'll see how things take us.

433
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
What do you think, dark one?

434
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
You talking

435
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
to me? No, the guy

436
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with a little bit of wispies around

437
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the eyes there. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

438
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This one. Mook. Mook?

439
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Dark guy?

440
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
I hadn't really noticed

441
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
is it? What's wrong with your

442
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
eyes? I'm looking at your belly button

443
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
all the time, I have no fucking clue what's going on up there.

444
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Okay, you guys, shh, okay,

445
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Bahama's here and he needs to...

446
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Sorry, Glim.

447
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Hot piece of god up there coming in.

448
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Damn, have you never been part

449
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
of a counter before?

450
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000
Several times, I'm usually asked to leave.

451
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I don't see why.

452
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Bahama clears his throat and steps

453
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forward and says, thank

454
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you all for coming.

455
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Alright, alright, alright.

456
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I was like,

457
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
where is the McConaughey?

458
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Next Bahama's speech is going to be

459
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about how he was his own biggest

460
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
competition.

461
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
This is a big one.

462
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Bahama!

463
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Thank you, thank you. Oh my god, Glim, it's so

464
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
embarrassing.

465
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
You just shushed us.

466
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Okay, I'm sorry, I got excited.

467
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Who here is enjoying

468
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
life?

469
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
It's kind of a complicated question.

470
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Yeah.

471
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Things are shitty right now. We're happier here.

472
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Right now things are good.

473
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
But mostly

474
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000
they're all so bad.

475
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Yeah, the world kind of sucks right now.

476
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
Got sweet jams though.

477
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Wasn't quite sure how to open this

478
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so I thought just a question to the room would

479
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
probably be a better way.

480
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Because what we're going to talk about

481
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
is a little heavier than

482
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
whatever it was

483
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
the cat was doing and

484
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being called

485
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a hot piece of god.

486
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
He heard you. Yeah, damn straights

487
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
he heard me. God's got good

488
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
fucking hearing.

489
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
It shows he listens too.

490
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Really, that's what you want in a partner.

491
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Is Flamikins just going to hook up with Bahama?

492
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Maybe. She's just going to try.

493
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
I mean, what hasn't she tried to

494
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
fuck?

495
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Finally someone on her level.

496
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Right? This is like climbing

497
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
that mountain.

498
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Does anyone else ever get the feeling

499
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
right now that he's never talked

500
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
to a group of people before ever?

501
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
I haven't. Not this large

502
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
anyways. I usually just kind of

503
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mill about and

504
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drink my drinks and

505
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
my birds follow me and

506
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
presentations and public speaking

507
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
isn't really high

508
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
on my list.

509
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Fair enough. I'm in the wrong business though.

510
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Yeah.

511
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
The goal we want to achieve

512
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
is to prevent the extinction

513
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
of the realms.

514
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
I mean, that seems like a pretty good goal.

515
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Decisions

516
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
need to be made and destinations

517
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
picked as well as

518
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teams

519
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
which the way

520
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
we're seated like

521
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
we're in middle school

522
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
with one of you on one side and the

523
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
other of you on the other side

524
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
might be already

525
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
decided but

526
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
we'll wait and see.

527
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Is he saying that

528
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
we don't work well with others?

529
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Well, I mean you did kind of

530
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
yell at the other

531
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
team there but you kind of

532
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
weren't

533
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
exactly super welcoming.

534
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
There has been just a little bit of tension.

535
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Glim was up in my business

536
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
for Matt. We're not talking about this again.

537
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It's over.

538
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
It's over. I've let it go. It's fine.

539
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Just saying. Like I can fight

540
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
alongside her.

541
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
If I had to.

542
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
If there were no other options.

543
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
We're in a pickle.

544
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Information has been

545
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
bestowed upon me by some of you.

546
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I've talked with Glim

547
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
about this and Leosin

548
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
at length who

549
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
fills out the paperwork.

550
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Like elbows Glim in the ribs like

551
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
he said your name.

552
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
And what I can share is generalities.

553
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
And I hope that you can

554
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
appreciate

555
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
that those generalities

556
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
are for

557
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
are to

558
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
hope for the best

559
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
outcome.

560
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
When two become one?

561
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
I need someone

562
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I could never need

563
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
in love before.

564
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Who's gonna make love to him baby?

565
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
That'll be the song playing.

566
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Thea raises her hand.

567
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
By generalities

568
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
and you're talking about

569
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
teams.

570
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
I'm kind of a meat and potatoes

571
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
kind of person.

572
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
So the realms are going to become

573
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
extinct.

574
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Did I catch that part right?

575
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
That was quite a jarring piece of information.

576
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
I know things are really shitty right now.

577
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
But using the word extinct is quite

578
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
extreme.

579
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
What would you describe it as?

580
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
I don't know.

581
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Really shitty.

582
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Because not everything is dead

583
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
yet and maybe it won't be.

584
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Maybe.

585
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
But now that I'm saying it out loud

586
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
once everything does become dead

587
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
that is the definition of extinct.

588
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
As Orcus gains more power.

589
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
He's gonna go for other

590
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
realms.

591
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
He's already

592
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
superseded my power.

593
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Well I withdraw my question.

594
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
The defense rests.

595
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
I think I've proved

596
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
my point.

597
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
That's me raising my hand going

598
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
I think I have something important to say.

599
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Never mind.

600
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
This is just Amy.

601
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
This is how I'm living my life.

602
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Glim is also going to put up her hand.

603
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Everything's terrible.

604
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
I agree.

605
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Everything's totally shitty.

606
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
What do we do?

607
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
What's the next thing that we need to do

608
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
to save the world?

609
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Because you're back now.

610
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
We need a list.

611
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Task oriented.

612
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Exactly. I think we're all on the same page.

613
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Yeah.

614
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
It's totally shitty. I'm totally with you.

615
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
But what is our

616
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
next step? How do we stop

617
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Orcus? Go.

618
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
He pauses.

619
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
There are two locations

620
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
and events

621
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
that need to occur.

622
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
At

623
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
similar

624
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
but slightly different points in time.

625
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
I see you put your hand back up.

626
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Yeah. Telgir puts his hand up too.

627
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Yenbul also.

628
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
The group on

629
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
my right.

630
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Time?

631
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
You said time?

632
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Different points in time.

633
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I feel that. We did that.

634
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Yenbul.

635
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
10 out of 10 would never

636
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
want to fuck with time again.

637
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
One star Yelp review on that one.

638
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Would not like.

639
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
We lost a lot of time

640
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
and a lot of really bad things happened

641
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
in that time.

642
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Are we going back in time?

643
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Are we going to kill Orcus when he's a baby?

644
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Good question.

645
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Yeah.

646
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Are gods babies?

647
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
We went unexpectedly forward in time.

648
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Everything was shitty.

649
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Can you send us

650
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
back to that pyramid?

651
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Could I save

652
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Calumport?

653
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
There's a greater discussion

654
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
around that. But perhaps

655
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
we would be sending

656
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
you back in time.

657
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
I believe you had told me

658
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
that some of the people were

659
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
briefed on what could

660
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
happen with the Soulbridge gem.

661
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Yes.

662
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Remember the

663
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
second team who you met

664
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
here?

665
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
They went on

666
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
the mission to get the artifact

667
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
that could, with the power

668
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
of a god, propel

669
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
hell to space and time.

670
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
We haven't exactly had time to talk about

671
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
what happened.

672
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
We haven't sat down for drinks or anything

673
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
told our wild tales.

674
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
That's what we're talking about now.

675
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
I do think I need a drink though.

676
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
This is some heavy shit right here.

677
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Need a drink? I can get you a drink.

678
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
I need a job. I need a task. I can go get a drink.

679
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
You know what? Maybe like a round of drinks.

680
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Drinks for everybody. That's a great idea.

681
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Is there any finger food?

682
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Just like a little tapas?

683
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Like an aperitif of sorts?

684
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Okay, I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll come back with a song too.

685
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
It'll be great. Oh, I don't know.

686
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
He's gone. I mean, with his last entrance

687
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
being so impressive, I can't wait to see the song

688
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
that's for the snacks and drinks.

689
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Elia, are you seeing how people get rid of him

690
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
so easy?

691
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
It's incredible. Just someone says drinks

692
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
and then we say, oh, go get drinks, and then he goes

693
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
and gets drinks and snacks. I guess maybe

694
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
we haven't been trusting him enough

695
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
to... Small jobs.

696
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Small jobs.

697
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
I'm writing this down.

698
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
I feel like we're learning a lot here.

699
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Absolutely.

700
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Also, maybe time travel?

701
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Yeah, what the hell?

702
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
The points in time

703
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
and locations

704
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
are clearer than who has to go

705
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
to them. Oh, so

706
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
we don't necessarily have to go

707
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
back in time. Well,

708
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
who else

709
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
would go? I'm not saying I won't go.

710
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
I just want to know

711
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
where, when?

712
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
When where?

713
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Then and

714
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
there and

715
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
how many times?

716
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Yeah. Hopefully

717
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
only once. Well, hold on a second.

718
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Sorry. Sullivan's

719
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
light here.

720
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Uncharacteristically very

721
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
quiet up until

722
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
this point. Yes, Sully, you had a

723
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
brief period

724
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
wanting to be a cleric.

725
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Is that so? Well,

726
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I mean, we all have

727
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
a...

728
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
That's not the point.

729
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
You said only one time.

730
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Does this mean, like, is this a

731
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
one way vacation?

732
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
That's a really good question. That's a really

733
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
good question. Is this like

734
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
like you go and come back

735
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
and that's one, like when you're doing laps

736
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
at the pool? Great question, Sully.

737
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Great question. Like, yeah.

738
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Is a one and then we're like back

739
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
there and then that's just like

740
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
where we are now or like

741
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
just a quick dip back, do a

742
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
thing. And then we come back and the world

743
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
is fixed? Yes. That'd be cool.

744
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
But also if we go back, then

745
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
do we live there or does that

746
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
mean we're in two places at the same time

747
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
and one of us dissolves or disappears or something?

748
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
And what if we go back and then

749
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
we see the us that was in

750
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
the past and then... Are we

751
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
gonna have to fight ourselves?

752
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
What if... What if

753
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
we die

754
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
in the past?

755
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Our future

756
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
self? What...

757
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
You're thinking of dreams.

758
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Oh, right. If you die in your...

759
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
I gotta sit

760
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
down. Sit, sit, sit, sit.

761
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Time

762
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
is

763
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
fluid.

764
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
But getting you there...

765
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Let me put

766
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
it this way.

767
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Some of you have

768
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
already come to see me.

769
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
In

770
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
the past?

771
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Before Celestia fell,

772
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
some of you warned

773
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
me that

774
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
this was happening.

775
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Well, if some people have already

776
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
done that, then how

777
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
are we in this predicament?

778
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
It does not seem like the

779
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
warning did anything.

780
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
The warning wasn't

781
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
led with

782
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
the second part of what

783
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
some of you have to

784
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
do. Well, I think it

785
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
may be pretty simple

786
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
to decide who goes, who

787
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
warn you, and that those

788
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
people will be the ones who go back.

789
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Or they won't because they didn't do it right

790
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
because now we're in this point.

791
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
This time-jumping

792
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
stuff is sort of beyond my

793
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
brain capacity a little bit.

794
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Yeah, I think I can speak for everyone when I say

795
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
the comatose guy leaning

796
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
against me is the least confusing part of this whole

797
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
thing. He's still breathing, right?

798
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Oh, there it is.

799
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Alright, we're in the middle. We were

800
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
on a time limit here because Tom

801
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
told somebody that we're...

802
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
He's got appointments after this or something,

803
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
so we've got to get in, we've got to get out.

804
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Appointment to watch Venon let there be sex.

805
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I haven't seen it yet,

806
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
but that is an important

807
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
appointment. What are you even doing here?

808
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
He's trying to leave. Let's just

809
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
all think about how we're in the

810
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
darkest timeline now, and that's where

811
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
we live, and it's great.

812
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Everyone loves it. It's

813
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
so fun.

814
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Woody Harrelson is there for some

815
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
reason, but it's okay.

816
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Okay, he's not here. Maybe

817
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
we could get... Okay, big petition

818
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
on Twitter. Get Woody

819
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Harrelson on our show.

820
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
He seems like a treat. He does seem fun.

821
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
You think he could lighten up the

822
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
darkest timeline? Well,

823
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
he might play a bad

824
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
guy who just is a little bit

825
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
like it's okay to be here.

826
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
You know, like Kyle does.

827
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
But then Kyle

828
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
leans in and, you know, tries to

829
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
kill people. Maybe Woody Harrelson

830
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
would have somebody else do it so that you can still

831
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
disassociate Woody Harrelson from the

832
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
darkest timeline. Okay.

833
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Seems overly complicated, but I'm into it.

834
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Welcome to

835
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons. Overly

836
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
complicated, but we're into it.

837
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Wow.

838
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Nailed it. If you want to have your say in which

839
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
celebrities

840
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
we stalk on Twitter,

841
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
come over to Patreon.

842
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Patreon.com

843
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
slash Dumb Dragoncast, where when you join

844
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
our $15 tier, the in-world tier,

845
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
you can give us

846
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
NPC names

847
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
and items, and we're

848
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
still trying to work through those. It's hard to work

849
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
through those a little bit when you've destroyed

850
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
everything in the world.

851
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
But sometimes one of those just pops

852
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
up in the rubble, and that's okay.

853
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
It's coming.

854
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
It's coming. I promise.

855
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast.

856
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
You can do that, and we'd love to have you over there.

857
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
There's a whole bunch of other great stuff, like bonus content

858
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
that we play a whole other game. Did you know that?

859
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
And a new thing, because we have book club now.

860
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Oh yeah, book club.

861
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Yeah, we have book clubs. We're going to do that

862
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
quarterly. Our first book club

863
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
meeting is at the end of this month.

864
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
We read Realm Breaker

865
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
by Victoria Aviard.

866
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
I believe that's her name.

867
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
I haven't finished yet, so I don't need

868
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
to have that memorized yet.

869
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
But that's going to be really fun.

870
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
January 30th.

871
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
We just are going to kick it

872
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
and talk about a book and do that every quarter.

873
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
So maybe you're a big nerd like

874
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
me, and you like to talk about books.

875
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
And we'd love to see you there. And the people in

876
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
the book club are going to help pick the book for

877
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
the next time, too. So there's

878
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
contributions happening over there.

879
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Love it.

880
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
So come join us for

881
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
In World NPCs, Items,

882
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Book Club, and maybe Woody Harrelson.

883
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Maybe. I mean, anything is

884
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
possible.

885
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Setting the bar real high.

886
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
A little disclaimer at the end here.

887
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Do not guarantee Woody Harrelson will be there.

888
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Please don't hold us to it.

889
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
This is nothing in writing. You can't prove it was us.

890
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Okay, thanks everybody. Bye now.

891
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Bye.

892
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
The last time

893
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
some of you came to see me

894
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
it was to

895
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
warn me that

896
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Orcus was rising.

897
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
In hopes that I could get enough of the

898
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
gods together and stop

899
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
him.

900
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
However, what we didn't know

901
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
at the time was

902
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
that most

903
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
of the gods that Orcus

904
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
silenced were

905
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
already silenced by the time he came

906
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
to Celestia.

907
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
So the warning was

908
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
too late.

909
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Yes. So they just have to

910
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
go back further?

911
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Or

912
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
and more likely

913
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
send two teams back.

914
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
One to warn me

915
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
at around

916
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
the time when Orcus

917
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
is silencing gods

918
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
across the realms.

919
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Is the other team

920
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
gonna kill him?

921
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
The other team is meant

922
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
to go to the abyss

923
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
before Orcus rises

924
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
and stop him. So when he's a baby

925
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I felt like that was maybe a little bit

926
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
sort of a joke earlier

927
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
but maybe what you're saying is like

928
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Orcus won't be a baby.

929
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Oh.

930
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
So we've got a messenger

931
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
team and a suicide

932
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
squad.

933
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
It really seems like, I'm sorry to say it so bluntly

934
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
but let's face it, how many

935
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
are there of us here?

936
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Half of us are going to go and fight Orcus

937
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
at his

938
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
weakest?

939
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
In his house.

940
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
On turf.

941
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
It's the only place

942
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
he can die.

943
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Question.

944
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
I think we also need someone

945
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
to stay here in

946
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Brightcliffs, don't we?

947
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
It's

948
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
we can't, this is

949
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
from everything you've said, this is the last

950
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
non-extinct place.

951
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
So.

952
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Someone has to look after Flint.

953
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
That is another

954
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
point of contention which we

955
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
will get to, Thea.

956
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Although I can't tell you who goes

957
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
where, I can tell you

958
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
that Flint plays a role.

959
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
You mean

960
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
he's going to wake up?

961
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
That is our hope and we

962
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
will discuss that

963
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
because there is a decision

964
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
that needs to be made

965
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
which could be a hard one.

966
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Harder than choosing to

967
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
go fight Orcus?

968
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Yes. Sounds like we

969
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
have many tough choices

970
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
to make.

971
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Go warn a god,

972
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
go to the abyss, this is

973
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
many tough choices.

974
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I don't really like to take

975
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
a lot of personal responsibility.

976
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Just really putting myself plainly out

977
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
there for everybody. I'm thinking

978
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
names in a hat.

979
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
You want to decide the destiny of the realms

980
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
with names in a hat.

981
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Listen, this is just the way to get the ball rolling.

982
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
You pull names from the hat, you see the groups

983
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
and then you go, oh well all of our powerhouses

984
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
are over on this side, oh man

985
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
all the magic users are on this side.

986
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
And then you end up shuffling them around and

987
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
eventually making the decision anyway which

988
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
has now been ruined because I've explained it.

989
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
It was all supposed to happen organically.

990
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Also, Thea,

991
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
you should remember you are

992
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
the one that doesn't like somebody else

993
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
here so names in a hat might be.

994
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Oh, really?

995
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
No one else can hear me.

996
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
No other people can hear you.

997
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Only Bahamut.

998
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Bahamut can hear you.

999
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I do kind of care about his opinion of me.

1000
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Oh my god!

1001
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
She's right there!

1002
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
How big do you think this room is?

1003
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
I'm sure she's got

1004
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
amazing dragonborn hearing.

1005
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
The teams are not just

1006
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
the people in this room.

1007
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
But to sum up,

1008
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
the first option is to go

1009
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
back to Celestia.

1010
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
To warn

1011
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
me,

1012
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
my dragons,

1013
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
and anybody else we can

1014
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
before Orcus's forces are strong

1015
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
enough to overtake

1016
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Celestia and

1017
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
me.

1018
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
The second is to

1019
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
infiltrate or

1020
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
the second is to go on

1021
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
an infiltrate or

1022
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
seek and destroy mission.

1023
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Because this one has not

1024
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
been described or even told

1025
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
to me that it has ever happened,

1026
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I don't know what to expect.

1027
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
How much he will have

1028
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
at the time that we're able to

1029
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
send you back?

1030
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Is there a certain point

1031
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
that we're able to go to?

1032
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
How do you determine where we're able to go?

1033
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
The Soul Bridge gem

1034
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
is able to send you back

1035
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
maybe at most a year

1036
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
before

1037
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
everything goes completely sour.

1038
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
You said it was already in the process

1039
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
of getting there though?

1040
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
If I understand correctly?

1041
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
He's already building

1042
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
power and silencing people?

1043
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
And if we were out for 10 years

1044
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
and we can only go back a year

1045
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
things have still been really shitty, right?

1046
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Well we can go back

1047
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
do I misunderstand you can

1048
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
go back more than

1049
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
a year from now but

1050
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
only a year

1051
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
before

1052
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
into Orcus's rise to

1053
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
power? Yes.

1054
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
It's a very specific stone.

1055
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
It only possesses so much power.

1056
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
If it's overloaded

1057
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
there's no telling where you go back to.

1058
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
There's even risk in using it at all.

1059
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
What kind of risks?

1060
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
You don't want to get splinched.

1061
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
What the fuck is

1062
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
splinched? That's a Harry Potter reference.

1063
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
You know, it's when you apparate

1064
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
but you only apparate part of your body

1065
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
and the other half is just laying around.

1066
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Jesus, that sounds horrible.

1067
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Splinching is possible.

1068
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Forcing so much power

1069
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
through

1070
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
mortal beings

1071
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
can have adverse side effects.

1072
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Nausea, indigestion,

1073
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
upset stomach. I was going to say like premature

1074
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
balding, what are we talking about here?

1075
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Anal leakage. Gum recession.

1076
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Sounds like one of

1077
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
the Moot's buffet trips.

1078
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Oh

1079
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
God. Well I mean sometimes they're not

1080
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
the best places. This episode's

1081
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
named is some symptoms

1082
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
of time travel may include

1083
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
da da da.

1084
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
He's writing it down.

1085
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I haven't named an episode

1086
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
in years.

1087
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Look at me go. Funnel tunnels?

1088
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Funnel tunnels.

1089
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
The who's are

1090
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
the people in this room?

1091
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Moot, Glamin, Sully,

1092
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Thea, Yenbul,

1093
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Tullgear,

1094
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Grancis,

1095
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Flamikins,

1096
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Elia, Nighthunter,

1097
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
and Opal, you're an unknown.

1098
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
I was going to say,

1099
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I do feel a little outside of

1100
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
what is going on here.

1101
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
As Elia has stated,

1102
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
if you wish to stay

1103
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
in hopes

1104
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
that the tides

1105
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
can turn here,

1106
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
it would be

1107
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
for you to decide.

1108
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Well, this is

1109
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
where we've made our home. We can't just

1110
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
abandon this place.

1111
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Yes, but at the same time,

1112
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
when is going to be next time we can fight

1113
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
God, right?

1114
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Oh,

1115
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
well, you're right.

1116
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Well, I hadn't thought about it that way.

1117
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
It has been a while since we've really

1118
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
had

1119
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
an adventure like that.

1120
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Corpse Grinder is just

1121
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
sitting on wall like

1122
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
decoration.

1123
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
It is a shame,

1124
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
isn't it?

1125
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
But we should discuss privately, not here.

1126
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
I really like the kind of

1127
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
that one's gib.

1128
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
They give a nod.

1129
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Warrior sees warrior.

1130
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Others who could be of assistance

1131
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
that exists within this

1132
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
timeline.

1133
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
There are

1134
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
two that I feel within

1135
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Orcus's inner circle who

1136
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
are said

1137
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
could be swayed.

1138
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Two in his inner circle?

1139
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
His right and left hand.

1140
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Well, if we get rid of those,

1141
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
he doesn't have a chance in hell, does he?

1142
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
He wouldn't have any

1143
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
hands

1144
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
He would be fighting.

1145
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
He could just headbutt.

1146
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Yeah.

1147
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Bottom chish.

1148
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Sometimes I crack wise.

1149
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
This is very uncomfortable

1150
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
for me. Who

1151
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
is there? Okay.

1152
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Would that be

1153
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
a third party?

1154
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Or would that be the same

1155
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
people who are going to go fight

1156
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Orcus? Maybe

1157
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
they go and try

1158
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
to sway these

1159
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
right and left hands first

1160
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
and if it doesn't work, fight Orcus?

1161
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
And then just quick question.

1162
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
How do you convince

1163
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
two super

1164
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
evil beings that maybe being

1165
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
evil isn't like the best?

1166
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Even though I

1167
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
hate to say it, you know that I hate to say it,

1168
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
but they've been really successful so far.

1169
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Yeah, like when you see in results

1170
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
like that, I mean it's kind of hard to turn

1171
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
it around. I think like

1172
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
five minutes alone with Glim, she might

1173
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
be able to convert them. I mean

1174
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
what are their stand, like

1175
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
who are they?

1176
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Are they into fitness?

1177
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Or could they like be

1178
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
motivated? Like I have a lot

1179
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
of sort of tools to tell

1180
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
people about Bahamut. They got a little

1181
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
rusty for a while there, but I'm like

1182
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
pretty good at spreading the good

1183
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
word, so like I could just get right in

1184
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
there and maybe like throw together a Zumba

1185
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
or... Yeah, do you know who

1186
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
these people are?

1187
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I feel like Thea

1188
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
knows who these people

1189
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
are. Yen Bull, I believe you have met

1190
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
them too.

1191
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I feel like all eyes just went

1192
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
whew.

1193
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Um, I don't run

1194
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
with that kind of crowd. I...

1195
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Who?

1196
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
It's not Flint, is it? No, it's not Flint.

1197
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Um...

1198
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
From the tower?

1199
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
From the pyramid, where we...

1200
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Is that who you mean?

1201
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Yes.

1202
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
So...

1203
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
So she's really moved up?

1204
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Then has she?

1205
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Really?

1206
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Over the last ten years, she has

1207
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
made her...

1208
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Her place known.

1209
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Bitch has climbed that corporate

1210
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
ladder? However, I've

1211
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
come to find that

1212
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
one of them has had

1213
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
their memory

1214
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
rearranged.

1215
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
And that might work

1216
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
to your benefit. How exactly

1217
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
does someone rearrange memory?

1218
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
No. Yeah, good question. How do you like

1219
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
rearrange someone's memory and

1220
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
like, was it on purpose? Cause if

1221
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
it was, they didn't do a very good job cause that guy's still

1222
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
evil. Or gal?

1223
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Well, I think the intent

1224
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
was to create

1225
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
an evil being.

1226
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Okay.

1227
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Uh, so these people

1228
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
are friends of yours? No, not

1229
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
friends of mine. Well,

1230
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
one pretty much owes

1231
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
me her life, named Lipsinki.

1232
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
And that

1233
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
red-haired

1234
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
pigtail pixie

1235
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
person,

1236
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
we like, saved her from

1237
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
this zombie town

1238
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
or something and

1239
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
I mean...

1240
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Then there was this portal

1241
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
and Vorunax,

1242
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
who's just this complete orcish

1243
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
asshole.

1244
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
He got to her

1245
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
before we could and he pulled her into this portal

1246
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
and I assume that she ended up

1247
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
in one of the hells and

1248
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
then the next time we see her,

1249
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
ooh, evil Lipsinki.

1250
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
So you're thinking

1251
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
that there's still a part of her

1252
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
that's like, good?

1253
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
I mean, that's

1254
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
the only thing that makes sense. Vorunax

1255
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
has never been good.

1256
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Lipsinki had

1257
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
been devoting her life to

1258
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
she could hear voices

1259
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
and try

1260
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
to help them.

1261
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
If we're gonna flip someone,

1262
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I think it's gonna be her.

1263
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Well, when

1264
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
we met them in the pyramid,

1265
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
they worked with us.

1266
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
I mean, that's true. Vorunax

1267
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
wasn't

1268
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
completely...

1269
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
He's still a total dick.

1270
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Well, yeah.

1271
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Love you, Kyle.

1272
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
But...

1273
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
If my enemy is my friend,

1274
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
we teamed up with them, so maybe...

1275
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I think it's possible.

1276
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
It's possible.

1277
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Isn't it?

1278
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Now I'm dreaming, guys. What if we get both of them?

1279
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Okay, one thing at a time.

1280
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
I'm getting ahead of myself.

1281
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
So, yeah, that's just...

1282
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Everyone is now...

1283
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
That's what's happening.

1284
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
So, if we're gonna go...

1285
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
So, we have to, like, portal

1286
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
jump to where Thea's friends are

1287
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
to try and convince them to come and help us?

1288
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Or...

1289
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Because we wouldn't use the stone for that,

1290
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
right? Because that's, like, same time,

1291
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
not, like, backwards

1292
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
in time. That's, like, now.

1293
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Sure, I just want to, like, just jump in.

1294
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Not my friends.

1295
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
No, not my friends.

1296
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Past friends.

1297
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Lipsinki, like...

1298
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
So, like, really just the one was a friend, briefly?

1299
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yes, and very briefly.

1300
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
I mean, could have really been something, though.

1301
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Could have really been something.

1302
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Okay, so, universally, we all agree

1303
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
that Vorunax...

1304
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
sucks.

1305
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Total asshole.

1306
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
But, yeah,

1307
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
the question remains. Not a time

1308
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
jump, just a location jump.

1309
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Yes, both are just in this time.

1310
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Sorry for all the questions, but...

1311
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
That's what we're here for.

1312
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Do we do the things that we need to do

1313
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
now and then go back

1314
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
and do the things that we needed to do

1315
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
then? Or do we go

1316
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
do the things that we needed to do then

1317
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
and then... I'm a little bit...

1318
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Well, I think that's where we have

1319
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
several teams going. Some

1320
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
are doing the things that need to happen

1321
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
then, at the same

1322
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
time as people who are

1323
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
going ahead and doing

1324
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
the things that have to happen

1325
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
now. And wouldn't we be better

1326
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
served to try to get to this left and

1327
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
right hand back then rather

1328
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
than now? Or is there

1329
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
only so much juice to, like,

1330
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
get us to the

1331
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
two... just

1332
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
as far as we can go in those two

1333
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
places?

1334
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
I feel like your best success

1335
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
will be to

1336
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
try to sway

1337
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
those closest to

1338
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Orcus in the now.

1339
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
They are

1340
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
more powerful

1341
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
now than they were then.

1342
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
They have more

1343
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
information

1344
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
about what you could find

1345
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
and where you could find it

1346
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
than they would then.

1347
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Lipsynche

1348
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
might not

1349
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
even be there

1350
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
then, if she is the one

1351
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
who is to be swayed.

1352
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Yeah, that's

1353
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
a good point. I was thinking the same

1354
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
thing. I just didn't want to say it out loud.

1355
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Um... You read

1356
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
page 47 then. Oh, was there a book?

1357
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I'd love to take a look at this book.

1358
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
It's at the bottom of a river going from

1359
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
one village to another

1360
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
in the... near the city

1361
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
of Deremar, I do believe.

1362
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Well, I probably can't get that book then.

1363
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Probably not.

1364
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Alright, so we make our dream

1365
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
teams, right?

1366
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Now,

1367
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
others you'll want to persuade

1368
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
include the

1369
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Goliath out there

1370
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
working hard to train the

1371
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Tabaxi, and we cut

1372
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
to a scene outside where a goth

1373
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
is trying to

1374
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
be rigorous in

1375
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
military training of

1376
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
all of these lazy ass

1377
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
fucking Tabaxi out there, and they're all

1378
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
just laying in the sand.

1379
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Licking their privates. Licking their privates.

1380
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
And she is just throwing her arms

1381
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
and weapons into

1382
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
the sand and storming off.

1383
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
That cat never came

1384
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
back without drinks. Yes, I thought there

1385
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
was going to be snacks.

1386
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
What would you do if

1387
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
I sang out a tune?

1388
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Would you turn out and walk

1389
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
out on me? Depends if I paid for

1390
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
tickets. I mean, not

1391
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
as fun of a vibe as his other entrance.

1392
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I get by with a little help

1393
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
from my friends. I mean,

1394
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
it's on point though. I mean, we're trying to all get

1395
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
together, the thing.

1396
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Rolling high with a little help from my

1397
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
friends. Would you need

1398
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
anybody?

1399
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Oh my god, Elia, his

1400
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
hands, they are empty. He has not

1401
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
even brought anything back. He just came back singing

1402
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
a song. Oh, Opal?

1403
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
It sounds so

1404
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
great. I think I maybe heard

1405
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
you doing some scales outside,

1406
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
some warm-ups, but maybe you could

1407
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
remember you were going to get some drinks for everybody?

1408
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
I was getting drinks?

1409
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
I mean, I got distracted by

1410
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
a goth

1411
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
out there training.

1412
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Very good trainer.

1413
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
But then I remembered I had to sing everybody a song,

1414
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
a pump-up song, and

1415
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I'll get drinks.

1416
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
That was a pump-up song he chose? Yes, it was

1417
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
a strange choice.

1418
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
One of his famous down-tempo pump-up songs.

1419
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
I like something with a

1420
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
bit more beat. You couldn't do

1421
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
much of that. Oh my god, no.

1422
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
He'd be so slow.

1423
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I don't even know. You could maybe do

1424
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
some really slow, weird

1425
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
pull-ups that would be

1426
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
impressive because they were really

1427
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
slow, but not motivating.

1428
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Not like,

1429
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
let's go kill

1430
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
the guys destroying the world.

1431
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
I'm so pumped.

1432
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Wasn't really that.

1433
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Perhaps the final person

1434
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
is the one

1435
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
that you and I

1436
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
will likely have to discuss

1437
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
soon is your friend

1438
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Flint. Oh, right.

1439
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
I thought for a second you were going to say Grancis, and I was like,

1440
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
right, yeah. I've already said Grancis.

1441
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Should we put him down?

1442
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Grancis is rejuvenating

1443
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
and is being

1444
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
kept in this state to

1445
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
regain as much power as he can.

1446
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
The fact that you've moved

1447
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
him and have tied strings to his

1448
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
hands is something that Leosin

1449
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
has told me was not approved.

1450
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Talk here. I mean, I just did what you asked.

1451
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
We thought he would want to be at the meeting.

1452
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
He can still hear, right?

1453
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
He hates being discluded.

1454
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Once I ate pancakes

1455
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
in a town

1456
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
without him before I knew him,

1457
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
and he was mad about it. We fade

1458
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
out on this conversation to the medical tent.

1459
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Just next door.

1460
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
And we see Donnie

1461
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
in a wiping

1462
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Flint's brow with

1463
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
his wings.

1464
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Slapping him in the face then.

1465
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Slapping him in the face. It's cool.

1466
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
It's a cooling sensation.

1467
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Just keeping the

1468
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
circulation.

1469
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
The cool dream sequence music

1470
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
that I use every time we flit into

1471
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
a dream sequence is playing right now.

1472
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
This is just the transition.

1473
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
We're in a dream.

1474
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
So, you know any gods?

1475
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
I mean,

1476
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
not really personally.

1477
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
I know of them. I mean, the fact that Father

1478
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Murin, as polite

1479
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
and lovely as a fellow as he is,

1480
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
the fact that he said he needs someone close

1481
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
to a god leads me to believe that maybe he's

1482
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
not as close to his god

1483
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
as others might think.

1484
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Yeah, yeah. No, I got that

1485
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
impression too. Usually when

1486
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
someone says they need

1487
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
outside help, that means they're not up for the job.

1488
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Yeah, yeah. Cool.

1489
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Cool, cool, cool, cool. What about you? Do you know any gods?

1490
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Oh, yeah. I pissed off

1491
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
many a god back in Chult.

1492
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
So, I know them.

1493
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Okay.

1494
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Any of them wanting to do you any favors?

1495
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
No.

1496
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Okay. I kind of figured that was the answer, but

1497
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I thought I'd better ask. Yeah, no, I had to think about it.

1498
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
You know, don't look past the obvious

1499
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
solutions because they might be the right ones.

1500
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Yeah, well, when you...

1501
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
When you steal a lot of things from

1502
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
them, they get kind of...

1503
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Maybe they would want

1504
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
to do it just to get... If this is

1505
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
some sort of realm that we're trapped

1506
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
in, maybe they would want to do it just to get

1507
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
me out of that realm.

1508
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
And the ground begins to

1509
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
shake. You're feeling this too?

1510
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
The shaking ground? Yeah.

1511
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Does it happen

1512
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
in the under?

1513
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
I mean, not usually. Is that where we are? In the under? Yeah.

1514
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Under town?

1515
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Okay.

1516
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Well, maybe we should check it out.

1517
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
The two of you head out the

1518
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
front entryway

1519
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
and see

1520
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
the buildings

1521
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
of

1522
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Mithril Hall

1523
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
swaying

1524
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
with this movement

1525
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
in the ground

1526
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
and rocks beginning to fall from

1527
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
the ceiling and people running and screaming

1528
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
and Flint, as you

1529
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
watch this scene,

1530
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
it flashes

1531
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
in your eyes

1532
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
from

1533
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
physical buildings crumbling

1534
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
to

1535
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
blips of

1536
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
what looks like

1537
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
ethereal static.

1538
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
That shake

1539
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
in and out.

1540
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Well, it's never done

1541
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
that before. You've seen that too then, huh?

1542
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Yeah.

1543
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
The ground begins to

1544
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
crack

1545
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
down the center of this street

1546
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
that leads up to the temple.

1547
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
And it's splitting

1548
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
wide open directly between

1549
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Bort and Flint

1550
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
tearing up towards

1551
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
the temple and as it reaches

1552
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
it, it blows the two of you apart

1553
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
and to the ground and the temple

1554
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
crumbles to the ground.

1555
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Music

1556
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Music

1557
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Music

1558
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons

1559
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Season 2, Episode 108

1560
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia

1561
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
and Sullivan Sleight

1562
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Carla Maxted as Yimble Nury and Glim

1563
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot

1564
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Flint Firebeard and Mute

1565
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
and Russ More as your Dungeon Master

1566
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Editing, Production and Sound Design

1567
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
by Russ More

1568
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1569
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound

1570
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Boom Library and Sound Ideas

1571
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
A huge thank you to our supporting producers

1572
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
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1573
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1574
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1575
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
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1576
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1577
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1582
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00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
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1587
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
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1588
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Alright, we've got a work in guest

1589
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Tom, what is this?

1590
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Whose fault is that Russ?

1591
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Tom

1592
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
That guy

1593
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Okay

1594
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Why would Leosan be following Bob?

1595
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Cause they came out of the same tent

1596
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
He said Min

1597
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
He's kind of always

1598
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
He's doing the paperwork for Bob

1599
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
That makes sense

1600
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Leosan's always in the mix

1601
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
They have more important things to do than

1602
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
be bogged down with paperwork

1603
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Don't need the minutia, the red tape

1604
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Leosan's kind of a god of paperwork

1605
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
so it's like they are sort of

1606
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
equals in a way

1607
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Yes, there we go

1608
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Asked and answered, thank you

1609
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
The points in time

1610
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Alright, alright, alright

1611
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Gotta get back there

1612
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
The points in time

1613
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Sorry

1614
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
You said the points in time

1615
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Alright, alright, alright

1616
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
That's correct, yes

1617
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
With the same inflection

1618
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
I know, everything was perfect

1619
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
It was like he cut and paste the first one

1620
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
How exactly does someone

1621
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
rearrange memory?

1622
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
You have dogs sing it

1623
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
The bloops on this

1624
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
The bloops on this episode

1625
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
The bloops on this episode

1626
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Amy's in fine form

1627
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Am I drinking? I'm not

1628
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Silence

1629
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
It took me half a beat to process it

1630
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
That is how I like

1631
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
my jokes to land

1632
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
with utter silence

1633
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
That's what I

1634
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
aim for

1635
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
And Flint and Bort

1636
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
You are

1637
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
at the chapel

1638
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
and have just been told by Father

1639
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
We're gonna get married

1640
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
We're gonna get married

1641
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production
